Written by Mr. Mouseburger 4th Sep 2006
Kindly submitted by Cyberkedi
The munchkins of Oz are a severly put upon group of people, continuously tormented by the Wicked Witch of the East. They are liberated from this tyrant in rather bizarre circumstances, when a tornado picks up Dorothy's Kansas house and whisks it off to Oz.
Of all the things that could possibly happen to you, i think getting crushed by a house is pretty low on the list of statistical probabilities, but sure enough, the Witch is in the wrong place at the wrong time and gets squashed by Dorothy's house.
We know the house killed her because all that can be seen of her is her is her little pinkies, sporting those lovely ruby slippers poking out from under the house.