Written by Mr. Mouseburger 23rd Jan 2008

There are just some things you should not do to a Roger Moore character, and making him peddle drugs is high on this list. Moore's character (Shawn Fynn) returns to Mr Martin's swinging pad, which has the most awful selection of disco music imaginable, to confront the dealer.

Still, Mr. Martin did not reach the heights of drug dealer by being stupid though, and after seeing Shawn he orders Randy, his hired goon, to break any two items on Fynn. Big mistake! one soft karate chop into the midriff of Randy renders him momentarily helpless, long enough for Shawn to draw his gun and point it at the two of them.

With the tables turned, Shawn revelas a large bag of heroin, and proceeds to tell the pair a rather tedious story about the 19 year old girl he picked it up from, who was badly affected by the drugs. He then reveals that he wants the pair of them to each eat half of the drugs by way of justice.

Randy is not keen on this, and tries to draw his weapon. Bang! A bullet to the head renders him unable to eat his share of the heroin, and Shawn informs the now blubbing Mr. Martin that he has to eat the whole bag now.

Mr. Martin is reluctant, but faced with a gun to the head, he has little choice and so shoves the bag of heroin down his throat. This has the typical end result, but Shawn points out that it was also laced with strychnine so that Mr. Martin can contemplate his sins through the art of suffering.