Written by Mr. Mouseburger 4th May 2006
Kindly submitted by Pyro
Judge Doom had revealed himself the one behind the murders of cartoon makers Marvin Acme and R.K. Maroon. Their deaths leave it open for him to inherit Toon Town and his intention is to erase it off the map with a giant machine that fires a powerful paint thinner called 'Dip' in order to replace it with a freeway. He now has Roger and Jessica captive as well as Eddie at gunpoint and Doom is about to remove the remaining witnesses to his dastardly scheme.
After Eddie has disposed of the Weasel henchmen with some wacky antics that cause them to literally laugh themselves to death, he faces Doom himself. After a brief fight that leaves Eddie stuck to a large steel barrel due to a huge magnet he had pulled out to disarm Doom, the Judge arrives on a steamroller to finish him. Eddie escapes with a plot hole (literally, which he pulls out of a box) and Doom engages him again. Eddie attempts to hit the Judge with a barrel of super-glue. The Judge shows some remarkable strength by punching through the barrel, getting the glue all over his hand as the steamroller comes up behind Eddie. The Judge attempts to hit him but misses, and gets his hand stuck to the roller. Eddie moves out of the way as the roller then begins to crush the Judge, who begins thrashing about making oddly cartoonish noises as it completely flattens him...
It seems over, but then Roger notices the Judge is moving again! Despite being flattened by a steamroller, the Judge stands himself back up. Judge Doom is a toon! Eddie concludes that only a deranged toon would ever conceive the freeway plan. "Not just ANY toon!" The Judge taunts as he makes his way over to an air pump, re-inflating himself, in the process, his hat flies off and his false eyes pop out, revealing a pair of menacing red toon eyes behind them. Eddie recognizes those eyes all too well, realizing Doom is the same toon who robbed Toon Town bank all those years ago and murdered Eddie's brother.
At this point, Eddie is absolutely no match for the Judge, who displays his toon powers for all their worth, his spring-loaded shoes make him jump all the way across the room, and his tremendous strength allows him to toss Eddie about the room like a rag doll. Eddie attempts to fight back but the Judge easily overpowers him when he removes one of his gloves, and his hand underneath morphs into an anvil that he uses to knock Eddie into some boxes. Ready to finish him off, the Judge's anvil hand transforms into a buzzsaw, demonstrating its power by slicing through chains. Eddie, badly beaten, seems out of options till he sees the toon mallet that contains a hidden boxing glove nearby. Just as Doom prepares to cleave him in two, Eddie rolls out of the way, grabbing the mallet and switching it on. The glove flies past Doom's head and strikes the Dip cannon on his giant Dip machine, pushing it towards the evil Judge, who has just enough time to scream as the cannon blasts him with paint thinner, sending him flying.
The dip then drains out of the machine, covering the floor of the warehouse. Doom, who is a toon and thus very vulnerable to the stuff, then melts down into a puddle of dissolved ink and paint.