Written by Mr. Mouseburger 14th May 2006
Kindly submitted by The Doctor
After a successful illegal whiskey raid on the US-Canadian border, Eliot Ness and the Untouchables have captured George, one of Al Capone's cronies, with a ledger linking payments to Capone. Seeing the opportunity, Ness intends on getting him to stand trial so they can indict Capone for tax evasion.
Our heroes are at the hospital celebrating the birth of Ness' new baby when Ness sends an officer to escort them to a waiting van in the back, where Wallace and George will be taken to the police station. Unfortunately, the officer that has been sent is none other than hitman Frank Nitti in disguise.
No sooner are George and Wallace in the elevator and heading down to the parking lot when Nitti pulls out his pistol and shoots George. Wallace can't believe how brazen Capone's goons have been and can only stand aghast as Nitti turns the gun from George to him. The camera cuts away to the chief of police looking lamentably out of his window and we hear the gunshot and see Nitti running away from the scene.
Ness, Malone, and Stone all hear the shots and head to the window, where they see a police van and a dead officer. The three men quickly run to the parking lot, where they find the elevator door ajar, with blood covering the walls and inside are the corpses of the bookkeeper and Wallace. As a very, very sick touch, the word TOUCHABLE is daubed on the wall in Wallace's blood.