Written by Mr. Mouseburger 2nd Mar 2006
Kindly submitted by Tom
In a darkened farmyard, two reanimated super-soldiers, Luc Deveraux and Andrew Scott begin to beat the crap out of each other (this is a rather original concept for a Van Damme film...). However, the considerably smaller Deveraux cannot make a dent on the more sadistic Scott, until, that is, he injects himself with a turbo-charging shot of steroids.
This turns Deveraux into a kung fu kicking, ass-whopping machine, and he subsequently turns the tide of the fight, culminating in signature-kicking Scott onto the wicked barbs of some massive rotary agricultural threshing machine, which was probably only invented by a set designer solely for this scene.
However, impalement on several spikes is not nearly severe enough to be fatal for a character of Lundgren’s stature and so Van Damme's character has to switch the machine on. The effect of this is that Lundgren Nuggets(tm) are distributed across a wide area of farmland.
With this death, Deveraux (Van Damme) also has the opportunity to deliver the following magical line:
Veronica: "Where's Scott?"
[Pause for effect...]
Luc (Van Damme): "He's around."