Written by Mr. Mouseburger 13th Aug 2005

Kindly submitted by Cap'n K'rk

Virgil has been sent by his boss to retrieve the stolen cocaine from Alabama and Clarence. He finds Alabama alone in her hotel room and begins interrogating her, beating her ruthlessly in the process until she tells him where the drugs are.

Virgil finally stumbles upon the drugs, but not before Alabama can get the corkscrew hanging from her keychain. Virgil laughs at this vain attempt at protecting herself, but he doesn't plan on Alabama slamming the screw down into his foot.

While he's screaming and bleeding, Alabama runs to the bathroom and obtains an aerosol can and a lighter. Combining the two, Alabama makes a homemade flamethrower, and Virgil’s head and shoulders are set alight.

Alabama then grabs the toilet lid off the back of the toilet and slams it down on Virgil's head two or three times. That's still not enough. The ex-whore finally grabs a shotgun; the one Virgil brought with him, and plugs him a few times. Just for good measure, she then begins beating his destroyed corpse with the empty gun.

Not a bad way to go, particularly when you are on the receiving end of all of this from a crying, deranged ex-prostitute.