Written by Mr. Mouseburger 28th Feb 2006
Kindly submitted by OrangeTiger2002
As the Titanic slowly disappears under the waves of the Atlantic, newfound lovers Jack and Rose seek sanctuary on a piece of driftwood.
Alas, for dramatic tension purposes, the only pieces of driftwood they can find are big enough for one person only. Jack does the decent thing and lets Rose get out of the water and rest on it, while he floats alongside her, still stuck in the freezing water.
They desperately wait for a boat to come and rescue them, but several hours pass and Rose has inadvertently fallen asleep. When she wakes, she looks at Jack and notices that the blue tinge on his lips is not a good sign. Sure enough, Jack's luck has run out and he has frozen to death in the briny - still, he did get to pork Kate Winslet, so it was not a complete loss for him...