Written by Mr. Mouseburger 29th Apr 2006
Kindly submitted by Roy Batty
After a hasty escape from an exploding Mothership, Zander and Carmen use an escape pod from the now destroyed Roger Young. After smashing through debris-filled space, burning through the atmosphere of planet Pea, and surviving a crash landing, they both find themselves surrounded by hostile Bugs. A futile shootout ensues, but rather than both of them being killed, they are kept captured and kept alive.
It soon becomes clear that this is only a temporary stay of execution as, after being pinned to the ground, the two are confronted with the "Brain Bug". This hideous bulbous beast is, as the name suggests, the intelligence controlling the Warrior Bugs and it garners its information from the brains of its victims.
Zander, pinned helplessly to the ground, witnesses a huge spike-like proboscis emerge from the Brain Bugs orifice (nicknamed a Poo-Gina by the Director) ready to strike. He says defiantly "One day, someone like me, is going to kill you, and your whole fucking race!" and he spits on the Brain bug. The response to this irreverence is deadly; the Brain Bug rears up, and its proboscis strikes down onto Zander’s head, and begins to suck his brains out, leaving Zander looking like a cadaver!