Written by Mr. Mouseburger 1st Mar 2006
Kindly submitted by Forfit The Game
On the planet of Geonosis, Anakin Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi, and Padmé Amidala have been caught and sentenced to execution by rogue Jedi, Count Dooku. Obi Wan was caught following bounty hunter/assassin Jango Fett and his son Boba (q.v.) to the planet and Anakin and Padme were caught trying to rescue Obi Wan - in short, this was a complete balls up!!
During the execution, which involves three very different but equally CGI-ed beasts eviscerating our heroes, Padmé managed to pick the locks on her handcuffs, while Obi Wan and Anakin both find ways of getting the creatures that were supposed to kill them to break their chains. With the three now on the loose in the arena, Dooku orders his more reliable destroyer droids to surround them. Why he didn't opt for this at the beginning remains a mystery.
Still, I digress. At this point, Jedi Master Mace Windu appears behind Dooku, Fett and the other separatists who were watching the execution. Windu puts his light sabre to Jango's neck, and then calls on the rest of his Jedi task force to rescue Anakin Obi Wan, and Padme.
A large battle inevitably erupts in the arena, as Jedi and droids square off against each other. Windu has to release Jango when he is attacked by some Super Battle droids. Mace easily avoids these foes by jumping up and acrobatically landing in the arena, where he helps the other Jedi fight the droids.
A few moments later Jango uses his jet pack and flies into the battle ground.
Mace has at this point been knocked down by a CGI beast (the Reek) and to make things really difficult, he has lost his light sabre. Jango tries to dive for Windu's light sabre but Windu, using the force, grabs it before Fett can reach it.
Jango gets distracted by the CGI beast, but eventually manages to kill it with a well placed shot from his blaster. His real problem though is a rapidly advancing Windu. He fires a couple of shots on the Jedi, but these are easily deflected. Jango's time is running out rapidly as Mace gets up close and personal, slices his gun in half and then, in one stylish movement, slashes Jango's head clean off his body.
I don't see how this applies for "blaze of glory". All that happened was he got decapitated, nothing glorious about it.
I agree there. However, Melee can replace it, as he died in a massive ...er... melee.
And his name is 'Temuera Morrison'.
Well, he did just take out the friggin huge Rhino beast charging at him with one shot... that's pretty badass. I say he deserves the blaze of glory tag.
Yeah, but his death itself was pretty nonspectacular.