Written by Old Bluffer 6th Apr 2007

Kindly submitted by Badger

The mysterious new flatmate Hugo has been AWOL for several days. His inquisitive new pals, Alex, David and Juliet decide to bust open his door - in a nice way, mind - to have a look. They regret this because, there, on the bed is a naked Keith Allen with a syringe sticking out of his arm after a night of over indulgence.

The subsequent attempts to dispose of his body lead to the main events of the film.