Written by Mr. Mouseburger 26th Nov 2005
Kindly submitted by P.E
Angelina breaks almost every rule in the horror bible on her way to getting killed in Scream 3.
A would be actress, she has slept with movie producer John Milton in order to get a part on schlock horror flick, "Stab 3". Furthermore, during the final gore-fest in the film, instead of sticking with Gail Weathers and Jennifer Jolie (q.v.) she insults them, calling them C-list celebrities and runs off on her own.
These transgressions are unforgivable in a horror film and it is hardly surprising when, moments later Gail and Jennifer hear her scream. Leaning over the banister to investigate, they see Angelina's blood soaked corpse being dragged away by an unseen assailant.
Why is this ironic?