Written by Mr. Mouseburger 5th May 2006

Kindly submitted by Mr Briggs Inc.

Tony Montana, Cuban immigrant and risen-through-the-ranks-mobster, knows that Alejandro Sosa's hitmen are coming after him. Unfortunately he has not followed the generous advice given to him by a companion to "not get high on high on your own supply" and so, as a result, is not in the best of mindsets.

Therefore, he does not notice the hitmen until one of them plant quite a few bullets into his sister Gina's back. In response, Tony quickly kills the first hitman, sending him off the balustrade, but in doing so, he fails to notice another, known as “The Skull”, climbing like a spider along the balcony on which Tony is standing.

Tony is heartbroken but demented at the same time, kneels over the cold, dead body of Gina and slowly rubs her face "Come on Gina, come off the floor. You're all dirty now, you need a bath, Mami's gonna be angry baby" Tony is so absorbed in his madness, he doesn't seem to notice that his buddy Chi-Chi, has been frantically pounding on the double doors to his room "ooh, is she gonna be mad at me! Come on open your eyes baby and give me a smile" finally he notices the knocks only to have Chi blown away by a grenade!

Furious, Tony takes more than a few guns out of a case on his wall muttering to himself "So, you wanna play rough, huh? O.K." he aims a launcher straight at the exit to his room where many hitmen have gathered on the other side! "SAY 'ELLO TO MY LI'L FREN'!" Tony screams as he fires his large gun, blowing the door, along with several hitmen to pieces! Still incandescent with rage, Tony throws caution into the wind and fires his Uzi at the malevolent crowd below.

"You think you can kill me with lousy bullets, huh?!" Tony persists, despite being hit with many bullets and he shouts, "I take you all to fucking hell! You need an army you hear! You need a fucking army to kill me!"

In response, he is hit with what seems to be thousands of bullets! However, he does not see the metaphorical TANK approaching menacingly behind him, and “The Skull” silently approaches Montana from behind.

"HAHAHAHAAAA! you whores! you scum! I piss in your faces! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" he fires on, as his carapace is showered with machine gun shots! It finally seems certain he will die, his gun is forced out of his hand, and his bloodied suit is in shreds and tatters. Tony lets out a final defiant ROAR! "HAH! I'm still standin' I'm still standin!" However, he doesn't notice the shadow of death in the shape of “The Skull” sneakily growing in the background, stepping closer with every round of bullets, he poises his sawn-off shotgun and fires!

Tony Montana's spine explodes out of his stomach as he crashes through the white railing, face first into his pool below. Above him, a globe with the brightly illuminated words "The World is yours" shines into his now red-tinted pool. For a moment, we are left to think the world was truly his too, while we see his shattered estate looted top to bottom by wild hitmen.