Written by Mr. Mouseburger 11th Jun 2005
Like any young bootlick trying to make a name for himself in the boardroom, young Mr Kinney only too readily agrees to be a test subject for the prototype ED-209 (ED stands for Enforcement Droid).
Alas, ED-209 is an insane robot who can't be tamed for "urban pacification" and he subsequently fires an unnecessarily large volume of bullets into Mr Kinney, bringing Kinney's glittering career in middle management to an untimely end.
Mr Kinney realises too late that the company's termination policy is disturbingly literal
The CEO sums up this disaster beautifully when he tells Dick Jones (q.v.), ED-209s creator, he "is very disappointed".