Written by Mr. Mouseburger 27th Feb 2006

Kindly submitted by henwich


Under the influence of the demon weed - MARIJUANA, Ralph has killed and eaten his former friend, Sally DeBains.

Horrified at this revelation, Jack pulls out his gun and fires a few bullets. Because this is part of a musical number, other characters start singing "Murder him! Murder him!" while Jack opens fire. He shoots Ralph once in each leg, but Ralph only laughs in response - that marijuana has pretty good sedative qualities!!

After shooting Ralph three more times in the chest, with enough force to send him flying through a glass window, Jack goes up to inspect the body, only to find it missing.

After glancing around the yard for a moment he looks up to see Ralph hanging off the siding with a knife in hand. As Jack shoots, Ralph leaps through the air, landing on a scarecrow but gets impaled by the pole.

When Jack approaches him, instead of him being dead, Ralph begins laughing maniacally again before finally dying. This is a great scene of violent humour. John Kassir obviously had fun with the role, with over-the-top facial expressions and body movement.