Written by Old Bluffer 19th Mar 2009
Written by Mr Briggs Inc. Carissa is psychic researcher Frank Forrester's (Does David Shmoeller have Joel Hodgeson as an idol?) assisstant and often sex partner, little is learnt about her, as she is one of the first main characters to die. During a love session with Forrester (in which she has the prof. blindfolded with hands tied to the bedrails) she hears a noise under the bed and promptly makes the classic slasher-movie mistake: IF YOU HEAR A NOISE WHILE MAKING LOVE, RUN!!
Do not continue making love or...
*the killer will drive a sharp object from under the bed
*the killer will appear above you and hack away
Do not check under the bed or...
*Killer will be under the bed DUH!
*Killer will appear behind you!
If you chose "B1" congratulations! the moron looks under the bed not to find a small pet (which probably would have still been able to kill the ditz) but she does find a living puppet with a drill for a head! hooray! Carissa is able to be screwed one last time (not exactly the WAY she would have wanted). As she dies, her bloody hand flops back down on the bedspread, good work Mr. puppets! The next one is all wrapped (tied) up for you!