End of Days: Jericho Cane (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Comments for death : End of Days: Jericho Cane (Arnold Schwarzenegger).

Mouse, you need to lend me this DVD as I still haven't seen it, and a 1% score makes me want to...
From the write-up, should there not be an "impaled" category on this?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/31/2006 05:11PM by old bluffer.

heh, it is a treat to watch, i love it!! The death though is so cheesey that you will be fending off the mice....

i will add some images to it later, i have narrowed the list down to 15 but i dont want to lose any more as the whole fell of the silliness will not be acheived.

oh, added impaled too.

I notice that it counts as both "suicide" and "Self-Sacrifice" I believe that needs to be corrected.

Speaking of suicide, I heard that it warrants damnation!

The thing that saves this death from being 0% is that it is the only film, aside from the Terminator quadrilogy, where Schwarzenegger (Spelled correctly!) dies!

Schwarzenegger did not need to die in this film.
The only reason he does the Self-Sacrificial leap onto the spike, is to stop Old Nick from posessing his body and then impregnating Christine.
So, all he really needed to do was use the sword to slice off his 'nads and Satan would have been impotent!

But he's a man, dammit, and that's a fate worse than death!

In fact, the only way the box office for this film could be any lower was if they actually did an on-screen castration.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/31/2006 09:00PM by Matt.

If you were having that hard of a time controlling your actions, what would be a safer way to save the world from damnation, jumping on to a sword, or taking off your pants, undies, then subsequently cutting off your willy with a sword which may or may not be sharp enough to cut something off?

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Bruno! Yes, yes, Lovely to hear from you too! No, no, ze vitness? Do not worry! I haff taken care of ze vitness. Yes, yes. Shoot him? What, ar-are you stupid? No, no I am not going to blow ze plane up! I... haff put snakes... on ze plane.

It's clear that this conversation has taken and odd and somewhat disturbing turn.

I'm just saying even though I could probably take my pants off with only 1 hand (or no hands if they were sweat pants) it would be slow, awkward, and involve a lot of falling down. Arnie could barely move himself to fall on to the sword. Then, if he did manage to do the diabolical deed, the devil would still inhabit him, allowing him to take another stab at Christine's life, if only in revenge. And finally, even if he also forced the devil out with his testicles, what would life be like for a man like Arnold Schwartzneggenheimervaltz? I think he would have eventually killed himself anyway, or degenerated into a shell of a man destined to star in Junior 2: this time the challenge is getting a woman pregnant!

P.S. any new patrons from Joblo, just so you know this is not normally what our conversations are like, they usually consist of something like;

What if Inattentive guard did not die?

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Bruno! Yes, yes, Lovely to hear from you too! No, no, ze vitness? Do not worry! I haff taken care of ze vitness. Yes, yes. Shoot him? What, ar-are you stupid? No, no I am not going to blow ze plane up! I... haff put snakes... on ze plane.

It wasn't aimed straight at your comment but more the topic as a whole. But those are some resonable points there.

And no, that wasn't an intentional innuendo.