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Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: Jadis (Tilda Swinton)

Posted by Mr Mouseburger 
Does Aslan really eat the delectable Ms. Swinton?
You mean Jada's? (as the spell-check so kindly puts it) I don't think cannibalism exactly represents Christianity!
Don't Christians regularly devour Christ during Communion / Eucharist? winking smiley
Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: Jadis (Tilda Swinton)
January 22, 2007 03:13PM
Apologies to Pyro, but I have completely rewritten this review. I just grabbed the screenshots and didn't realise it had already been added (my memory is shocking, as I'd even written some comments above!). Once I compared the two writeups I didn't feel the original one was quite scathing enough for what is rather a weak killing (and film) smiling smiley.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/22/2007 04:15PM by old bluffer.
Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: Jadis (Tilda Swinton)
January 22, 2007 04:42PM
Maybe have 'Kindly suggested by Pyro' to state that he did previously submit it.

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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: Jadis (Tilda Swinton)
January 22, 2007 05:05PM
Um, I don't think her forces disappear in a blaze of CGI (and I've seen the movie twice). They lose the battle without it being shown in great detail, but they don't waft away on the wind like some Evil Minion Armies do, which was the implication I got from the writeup.
Yeah, they didn't disappear, the fight just carried on around them(the movie just sorta fast-forwards to "some time later"winking smiley and eventually finished. Otherwise her dwarf lackey would have vanished too, but he didn't.
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