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Snakes on a Plane (here be mild spoilers)

Posted by Mr Mouseburger 
Snakes on a Plane (here be mild spoilers)
August 20, 2006 09:31PM
I have just been to see this, and i have to admit it really was highly entertainingand a good cinematic experience. It was clear from the outset that all the actors and crew enjoyed making this movie. Please do not mistake this for me saying that this is an early candidate to sweep the board at next years Oscars - it absolutely won't, but it was great for going back to basics and producing a film with some entertaining dialogue and a piss easy plot to follow (it is just a load of snakes on a plane!). It has to go down as one of the most contrived assassination attempts in cinematic history too, but i think this is what adds to the fun.

Character development was actually pretty good too, particularly the obnoxious English fellow who feeds the dog belonging to the blonde bimbo (yes, she does have a name but i prefer to describe them by the stereotype they represent) to the python. Of course the person that steals the show is Samuel L Jackson - he has such a great presence, and it is only he that could deliver the line "I've had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!" with such gravitas that you actually momentarily believe this scenario is a possibility (ok, maybe not!!).

When i first went into the cinema to watch it, i was fully expecting there to be deaths which fit the categories "animal" and "poison". However, there was a plethora of other categories too, such as "devoured", "self sacrifice" and "tempting fate", which i was pleasantly surprised at. It is surpising at how many different parts of the human body manage to get bitten; a nipple, a penis (check the toilet bowl before you get your family jewels out chaps!), an eye and an arse, to name but a few of the more exotic places.

I do recommend people go and see this film, not for the high brow themes it covers, but purely for the couple of hours of mindless fun you will have. Oh, i really enjoyed the music video at the end too.

Re: Snakes on a Plane (here be mild spoilers)
August 20, 2006 09:55PM

This is ridiculous, check near 20s 30s. For those of you who do not wish to take the time to read, here are the horror films that SoaP is apparently better than:

26. 7.9 The Invisible Man (1933)
27. 7.9 Batoru rowaiaru (2000)
28. 7.8 Yeux sans visage, Les (1960)
29. 7.8 Shaun of the Dead (2004)
30. 7.8 The Birds (1963)
31. 7.8 Peeping Tom (1960)
32. 7.8 Night of the Living Dead (1968)
33. 7.8 Profondo rosso (1975)
34. 7.8 What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)
35. 7.8 The Haunting (1963/I)
36. 7.7 The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939)
37. 7.7 Dawn of the Dead (1978)
38. 7.7 Vargtimmen (1968)
39. 7.7 The Others (2001)
40. 7.7 Halloween (1978)
41. 7.7 The Uninvited (1944)
42. 7.7 Locataire, Le (1976)
43. 7.7 Evil Dead II (1987)
44. 7.7 The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
45. 7.7 Freaks (1932)
46. 7.7 Blue Velvet (1986)
47. 7.6 Dracula (1931)
48. 7.6 Vampaia hantâ D (2000)
49. 7.6 The Wicker Man (1973)
50. 7.6 Misery (1990)

Snakes is also apparently just as good as The Thing and The Excorcist

Bruno! Yes, yes, Lovely to hear from you too! No, no, ze vitness? Do not worry! I haff taken care of ze vitness. Yes, yes. Shoot him? What, ar-are you stupid? No, no I am not going to blow ze plane up! I... haff put snakes... on ze plane.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/20/2006 10:02PM by Mr. Briggs Inc..
Re: Snakes on a Plane (here be mild spoilers)
August 20, 2006 10:02PM
not bad for a few days after release, i agreee it was worthy of about an 8/10 in my eyes, and i am usually quite stingy with my scoring!
Re: Snakes on a Plane (here be mild spoilers)
August 22, 2006 09:56PM
well, i tihnk i would agree it was better than most of those, although i do think Halloween is very lowly placed. i dare say though it has had about 10 times as many votes as SoaP.
Re: Snakes on a Plane (here be mild spoilers)
July 22, 2009 04:37AM
i watched a movie talk about snake on the plan , it's pretty cool but i 4got the name
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