Written by Mr. Mouseburger 2nd Feb 2007

Kindly submitted by Mad Movie Mathew

Spotting former flame Sands wounded and crawling on the floor, Ajedrez walks down to the street to finish him off once and for all. "You stupid f**king monkey," she says, raising Sands to his feet. "Likes what you see?" she asks, gloating. It should be pointed out that CIA agent Sands had recently had his eyes plucked out, thanks to Ajedrez's betrayal.

She then gives him a kiss, which is rudely interrupted by a gunshot. She stumbles back and sees a gunshot wound in her midriff. Falling to her knees, she has just enough time to see Sands, despite being blind, is still up to his old tricks - he was wearing his fake arm, while using the real, gun-wielding one to shoot her. "No," he replies to her question, before collapsing helplessly to the floor again.