Written by Mr. Mouseburger 4th Jun 2005
Prologue: Bond, having thwarted the latest attempt at world domination by some madman, is chasing after his latest bit of fluff, who has been kidnapped by the main villain, Kamal Khan.
Bond manages to cling on to the quickly ascending aircraft and, using his feet, manages to break the wing rudder in the downwards position, thus forcing the plane to descend. Not bad for a fellow hanging on to a plane at 20000 feet without any parachute!
As the plane nears the ground, he manages to get inside the aircraft, drag his love interest out and they both manage roll to a stop at the edge of a cliff.
Khan is less fortunate. Trying to control the plane, he realises that the approaching cliff is really not going to move out of the way, and he has just enough [screen] time to shield his eyes from the view before his death.