Written by Mr. Mouseburger 9th Feb 2006
Kindly submitted by G-Baby
When a horrible accident occurs in a nearby genetic research lab, owned by Dr. Stern, an escaped serial killer, hiding from police in the local sewer system is transformed into a monster turd; a "Monsturd".
Dr. Stern is fascinated by his accidental creation, and decides that he will attempt to control the giant, humanoid faeces. He goes down to the sewers, locates the creature and explains that he is its creator and master.
The "Monsturd" accepts this for the time being, but it is not too long before it rebels and attacks Dr. Stern. At this point that the audience is graced with one of the finest, most disgusting bits of cinema ever shot.
Dr. Stern is blind sighted but is knocked to the ground by a brown wave of diarrhoea. Once on the ground, the "Monsturd" holds down the doctor and continues to blast him with wave after wave of liquid poo. It's not entirely clear how, but this bombardment of excrement is able to kill the evil scientist.
Not only is this one of the most disgusting ways to die, but it's also a unique and satisfying experience to see the obviously fake brown water spray onto the poor actors face and chest while he lies prone on the ground.
Note from Mouseburger: I am really curious to know how they killed the Monsturd, did they wash it away with some Kaolin and Morphine mix?? ;)