Written by Old Bluffer 2nd Jun 2005
An elegantly executed murder by a waiter who has had enough of his greediest and most obnoxious customer.
This death also tastefully shows the wider social effects of overeating. Eyewitnesses are traumatised for life, carpets are ruined and waitresses get vomited on. They should run this sketch on public access channels in states like Indiana.
Mr Creosote clears out his system to make room for a nice wholesome meal.
Conclusive proof that fresh fruit isn't as healthy as we've been led to believe.
The "waffer thin mint" of death - "Bon Appetit!"
It seems Mr Creosote had a slight case of intestinal gas after his meal. John Cleese still presents him with the bill though!