Written by Mr. Mouseburger 14th Nov 2005
Kindly submitted by Matrix
Hatcher has no sooner decapitated Screwface, a Jamaican drug lord, when he discovers Screwface has a twin brother in Los Angeles, also called Screwface, which our hero must battle with in order to end the film.
The outcome is a given; Seagull is going to whoop ass. The only question is how he will do it. He starts off using a sword, slashing Screwface down the middle of his face. He quickly follows this up by gouging his eyes out, shoving him through a concrete wall, snapping his back on his knee before putting the poor soul out of his misery by throwing him down an elevator shaft.
You would think that would be sufficient evidence for the audience that this particular baddie is dead. Not so. At the bottom of the elevator shaft is an unnecessarily large spike, serving no practical purpose, apart from being a device with which to impale a drug lord on.