Written by Mr. Mouseburger 26th Jun 2005

Tee Hee is a one armed villain who has not let his disability stop him from reaching the heights of head thug in Kananga's (q.v.) criminal organisation. In place of his arm is a mechanical one, which looks like high tech can opener.

Following the death of Kananga, Bond and Solitaire seek to relax on a long train journey. However, Tee Hee has managed to smuggle himself on board and is preparing to kill the pair.

Bond catches Tee Hee just as he is about to clip a half asleep Solitaire's fingers off, and some close quarter's grappling occurs. When Bond is being choked by Tee Hee's arm, he makes a desperate reach for some nail clippers, and reaching them in the nick of time, Bond manages to clip the cables that control Tee Hee's arm, which latches onto the windows handle and locks shut, effectively handcuffing him to the window.


What self respecting man would leave home without his nail clippers?

Bond does not hesitate. He lowers the window and throws Tee Hee out of it, to his death.


Network Rail's new policy to deal with fare dodgers is a resounding success