Written by Mr. Mouseburger 14th May 2006

Kindly submitted by freakin_degenerate

The evil count, Armand, is trying to send nitroglycerin in wine bottles to destroy America, after revealing the identity of Zorro to his family.

The following morning, he is ready to bring the bombs away, until Zorro springs into action. Zorro’s wife, Elena, comes to help him fight Armand and they are on the outside of the train that is delivering the explosives. After being knocked out by Zorro, Armand is tied to the front of the train and both Zorro and Elena escape by swinging off of the train.

Armand sees in horror that, at the end of the stop, there are large blocks of wood and he is the train’s buffer. As the train halts, he impacts with the blocks, completely crushing him, and the impact causes the train to tip over which makes every bottle of nitroglycerin explode causing the train to turn into a generic Hollywood fireball, which has signified many a baddies death.