Written by Mr. Mouseburger 26th Apr 2007

Kindly submitted by Mr. Briggs Inc.



Wimp Lo is without a doubt the worst student in Master Tang's kung-fu temple, purposely trained wrong as a joke, he still believes he can beat anyone in combat with his "your-foot-to-my-nuts-style". He also makes inexplicable squeaky sounds.

His cocky attitude gets him in a load of trouble, and this is none more apparent when Master Pain, aka Betty (q.v.) assaults Master Tang's temple in hopes of killing the warrior known as Chosen One.

Being chased into a field by Betty's henchmen, his final words are "That's right, follow me! Right into my trap!" before Master Pain himself tosses his deadly iron claw weapon into Wimp's back, who makes a deflating sound as he falls.

Later while scouting through the devastating carnage at the temple, the Chosen One first discovers Wimp's corpse when he steps on one of his legs, which squeaks to alert him of his presence.

Shortly after finding his dying master, girlfriend, and dog, only to see that they are indeed, just fine. Chosen one deduces if they are alive, "Then surely Wimp Lo-"

Chosen One steps back through the grass hoping to greet a living Wimp Lo, instead he looks down to the sound of buzzing flies and quickly turns back to the others.