Written by Mr. Mouseburger 15th Jan 2006
Kindly submitted by MOT!
The old Farmer is sitting outside his house with his faithful dog on a beautiful summer night when he notices a strange object fly through the air. Thinking it is Haley's commet, the farmer is somewhat surprised when the object crashes in his back yard, and both he and his faithful dog go and investigate.
They soon find out that it was not a comet at all, but an intergalactic circus tent, whose occupants are scary killer klowns; mad psychos from out of this world! As the farmer stands agog, one of the klowns points a gun at his head and shoots him, turning him in to cotton candy.
100%! Are you mad!? Also should be changed to Head Shot.
and Unique. How many times in any other movie do you see someone get killed by being turned into cotton candy?
Pick one, "Shot" OR "Head shot," also "Electricity".
On an unrelated note, I am writing up the deaths for House, and, more to the point, House 2. A film where Royal Dano gets a LOT more screentime, and he has a better death scene than in this film. After seeing both movies, a few times, I am decidedly among those who wish for this death's rating to be lowered, it certainly was funny, but not as funny as "What is the Capital of Assyria?" Then again, I suppose it is up to MOT.
Also, needs to be expanded.