Written by Mr. Mouseburger 20th Feb 2006
Kindly submitted by Dan
Kindly submitted by Kooshmeister
"Don't move! It can't see us if we don't move!"
Try that strategy when facing a Tyrannosaurus rex and you're likely to end up like InGen's lawyer, Donald Gennaro. With the tour of the park cut short by the coming hurricane, everyone but Ellie Sattler return to the electric jeeps to be brought back to the visitor centre. Unfortunately for them it is at this time that Dennis Nedry decides to steal the dinosaur embryos for a rival company, to do this he must turn off the power. The jeeps stop. No one is to worried despite the fact they're alongside the Tyrannosaurus rex paddock.
The Tyrannosaurus is there holding the fence. At this point the occupants of the jeep realise that the fence isn't electrified anymore. At this revelation, Gennaro freaks out and runs, abandoning the kids and hiding in the bathroom. The Tyrannosaurus breaks out of its enclosure and begins to trash the car with the kids in.
In an attempt to save them, Allen Grant distracts the monster with a flare. Ian Malcolm follows his example and lights his own. However, instead of immediately throwing it to the side as Grant did, Malcolm foolishly keeps waving his flare which causes the Tyrannosaurus rex to charge right towards him. Malcolm turns and runs towards the restroom, where Gennaro is hiding, saying a Hail Mary.
Malcolm bursts in but the dinosaur rams into the building, causing it to collapse all around Gennaro. Malcolm fortunately ends up buried alive in the rubble, while Gennaro survives relatively unharmed. Sitting on the toilet, trying to get the water out of his eyes and not sure what's going on. He just has time to register what is happening when the Tyrannosaurus bites down, lifts him in the air, shakes him violently and promptly gobbles him up in a scene loved by millions of lawyer-hating moviegoers.