Written by Mr. Mouseburger 6th Sep 2006
Kindly submitted by Man in the Universe
While the sexy young Jill is blow drying her hair upstairs, Jack Frost has already slain her boyfriend with sharp icicles, in a very cheesy fashion at that. Now it’s Jill's turn and she is all alone.
Jill sees that the bathtub is filling, and she thanks her boyfriend for running the bath (which he didn't do, because he was busy being killed by Jack Frost). So, after just taking a shower and spending ten minutes drying her hair, Jill then decides to hop right in to the bath and get her hair soaking wet again. She is quite an observant lass though, and quickly notices that her warm bath quickly begins to get cold as it fills up with snow. A carrot appears between her nice legs and suddenly, Jack pops up and he starts to put that carrot to good use on Jill. That is right, the carrot is also Jack’s penis.
Jack has got Jill’s arms frozen and stuck in his chest as they bounce back and forth in the bathtub. He's laughing and moaning, obviously enjoying himself, while, in contrast, Jill is screaming and crying.
Suddenly, Jill is on the floor dead, with blood running from her mouth, eyes open. The actual death is unknown, but it is likely she got 'banged' to death; either that, or she was extremely allergic to carrots.
Jack then puts his nose back on while uttering, "It looks like Christmas came a little early this year!".
This does get points for originality, but it's all too ridiculous looking to be rated too high.
The carrot-rape scene most certainly made horror movie history as a first. But then the sequel brings us an even more shocking and memorable death that should DEFINATELY end up on this site: The snow-anvil death! I hope someone submits that one soon.
Snow-anvil was not that good, but I liked the scenes with the little snowball critters!
The movies were pure cheese and they obviously not only knew it, but had a ball with it. Jack sheds a frozen tear at the loss of his cute little snowball critters!