Written by Mr. Mouseburger 21st May 2006
Kindly submitted by Kooshmeister
Snickers is a member of George Kaplan's (q.v.) "Candy Bar" team, which also includes Almond Joy (q.v.), Butterfinger (q.v.), and Kit Kat (q.v.). When Kaplan abducts Anna Baragli to take her to the Mayflowers, Snickers and Almond Joy are left behind to dispose of Hudson Hawk and his pal Tommy Five-Tone, in any manner they so choose. Snickers chooses to do so by blowing up the apartment, using adhesive time bombs launched from a bazooka-like gun.
The Hawk and Tommy have been paralyzed from the neck down by Almond Joy's blow darts earlier, but now they begin to come out of their paralysis. After Snickers has launched two of the bombs, which stick to the wall, Hawk trips him as he walks by. Snickers falls flat on his face, causing the bomb-launcher to spin across the floor.
It strikes the far wall, while its business end is aimed at Snickers, inadvertently firing a bomb that immediately becomes stuck to Snickers' forehead. The Hawk and his friend, after giving Almond Joy a taste of her own medicine, remark that pretty soon, Snickers will have one killer headache.
For some reason, the timer of the bomb attached to Snickers' forehead has less time on it than the two he shot at the wall. Time runs out, but nothing happens. Snickers is relieved, and says, "Maybe it's a dud." Hawk and Tommy know better, though, and dive out of the window as Snickers' head explodes, followed by the entire room thanks to the other bombs.