Written by Mr. Mouseburger 12th May 2006
Kindly submitted by Kooshmeister
Ook, a henchman of Darwin and Minerva Mayflower, was assigned to follow Hudson Hawk along with his identical twin brother, Igg (q.v.), to make sure the Hawk completes his mission to steal the Codex. The two of them lose Hawk at the Vatican museum when he trips an alarm using a stuffed elephant, and he manages to ditch them in the ensuing chaos.
Upon returning to their bosses following Hawk's successful theft of the Codex, Darwin Mayflower berates them for failing to stay with the Hawk the entire time: "If there is one thing I detest, it is failure. You had only to follow the Hawk. It's not like I asked you to teach our nation's children how to read!"
He then turns to his wife, Minerva, and says, "I suppose we'll just have to kill them." Both Igg and Ook start to protest when Minerva produces a loaded pistol and shoots both twins in the head. Ook dies second, groaning "Ook!", his last spoken word being his own name (just like his brother).