Written by Mr. Mouseburger 21st May 2006
Kindly submitted by Kooshmeister
Kindly submitted by The Doctor
Kit Kat is a member of the Candy Bars, and is without doubt the oddest one. He is completely mute, communicating with messages written on little white cards that he carries around with him at all times, and he always seems to have an appropriate card for any given situation.
Besides this, Kit Kat's shtick is that he a master imitator, often dressing and acting like mirror images of people he is associated with, and other times disguising himself as inanimate objects. During Hudson Hawk and Tommy Five-Tone's siege of Castle Da Vinci, Kit Kat is painted pale grey and posing as a marble statue of a Roman warrior in the room where Kaplan and the Mayflowers are interrogating Anna Baragli.
Hearing explosions outside, Kaplan leaves the room, instructing Kit Kat to guard the Mayflowers with his life. Kit Kat, who until this point was standing completely still and very convincing as a marble statue, suddenly comes to life and walks over to the captive Anna, pointing his spear at her.
Nearby, Darwin asks, "Oh Kit Kat, are you really going to guard us with your life?" Of course, he does not respond. Suddenly, Minerva is holding an enormous vertical double crossbow, which she then shoots Kit Kat with. The human chameleon is hit in the stomach and falls down beside the chair Anna is tied to, all of his cards spilling out of his toga. The Mayflowers are busy being distracted by Alfred the butler's dry British humour when he points out, "A double crossbow for a double-cross," and thus they do not notice Kit Kat, with his dying act, untie Anna's bonds and hand her a card that reads, "I always liked you."