Written by Mr. Mouseburger 31st Mar 2006
Kindly submitted by Damien
After a long period of grueling military training the belligerent Gunnery Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) has pushed Private Gomer Pyle to the edge of his sanity.
Pyle has gone into Hartman's private head, and is followed by Private Joker. Hartman is alerted to this, and storms in to confront the pair. Pyle sitting on a latrine, rifle loaded. Now, when faced with a mentally unbalanced individual holding a weapon, most people would proceed with caution but not Hartman, who shouts, "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"
This is enough to snap Private Pyle's tenuous links to rationality, and he unloads the gun into Hartman's chest, killing him instantly.