Written by Mr. Mouseburger 2nd Apr 2006
Kindly submitted by grimreaper
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For a comedy pre-credit sequence of the film, Bond’s archenemy Blofeld (q.v.) returns to torment our hero. You could be forgiven for thinking that Blofeld was killed in Diamonds are Forever, but he is, according to this film, alive and kicking. Now the SPECTRE chief attempts one last attack on Bond. Bound in a wheelchair modified with a radio control device, Blofeld controls the helicopter Bond is in into performing a series of scary manoeuvres through a derelict industrial complex.
Bond though is able to break the jamming device connected to Blofeld's controls and then chases Blofeld, so that the landing gear slices through Blofeld's wheelchair, fixing him to the helicopter. Flying up towards the pinnacle of a high factory smokestack, Blofeld now at the mercy of Bond, is pleading "Mr. Bond, I'll make you a deal. I'll buy you a delicatessen in stainless steel!" In response, Bond casually pats Blofeld's bald head and says,"all right, keep your hair on!". Blofeld yells "Put me down!" to which Bond coolly replies, "Oh, do you want to get off?" Bond then avenges the murder of his wife, Tracy, by tilting the helicopter, and dumping the SPECTRE chief down the chimney.
Note from Mouseburger: I have listed Blofeld as Baddy (Minor) as that is what he is in the context of this particular film, of course he is a Baddy (Major) in the whole Bond franchise