Written by Mr. Mouseburger 12th Mar 2006

Kindly submitted by Nerdlord

East German biathlon champion Eric Kriegler has it all; he is supremely fit and has a bevy of adulating young girls vying for his affections. He is than he seems though, as he is actually a KGB agent working with the treacherous Aristotle Kristatos to deliver the ATAC device to the Russians.

When James Bond arrives to foil their schemes, he engages Kriegler in a brutal fistfight at Kristatos' mountain base. Unfortunately, for Bond, Kriegler is huge, and throws him around like a rag doll. The mismatch is highlighted beautifully when Kriegler picks up a stone trough with which to crush the insolent Bond with. Out of the corner of his eye, he notices Kristatos fleeing with the ATAC, and is distracted for a split second. As is par for the course, this is the opportunity that Bond needs and, grabbing a pole that Kriegler had used earlier in the fight, Bond rams it at the stone trough. This causes Kriegler to overbalance and he cannot help but fall backwards through a window, off the roof, and plummeting to his death down the mountain.