Written by Old Bluffer 2nd Jun 2005
The Emperor Ming's reign of terror over the oppressed peoples of Mongo is brought to a sudden end when his palace is ram-raided by War Rocket Ajax during his wedding ceremony to Dale Arden.
Ming belatedly sees the point of having a restricted guest list for his wedding.
The long spike protruding from Ajax impales him with an ooze of green blood and Flash advances upon the dying villain with a golden scimitar.
Ming is relegated to obskewerity.
Ming is suitably disgusted at being threatened by such an uncharismatic oaf - "Pathetic earthling, my life is not for you to give or take!" - and invokes his Ring of Power to vanish into the land of "Sequels That Never Were".
Special mention has to go to the most excellent sound effect of Ming's ring - someone definitely needs to make it into a mobilephone ringtone.
Having already been penetrated once, Ming doesn't want Flash's Golden Sword anywhere near his Ring.