Written by Mr. Mouseburger 11th Jun 2005

Morgana is the evil sorceress who banished Merlin to the land of dreams. Using her dark powers to maintain her firm bosoms long after they should have sagged, she has become lazy in the ways of magic.

Merlin, visiting her in a dream, goads Morgana into calling on the dragon's breath to create a fog to prove to him that she still possesses the art. As the fog billows out of her tent, Mordred (q.v.) goes to visit his mother to find out what is going on.


Morgana proves the adage that it is dangerous to smoke in bed

The dragon's breath has taken a terrible toll on Morgana, aging her beyond her years and turning her in to a hag. Her son looks at the dishevelled crone in disgust, before slapping her to the ground and throttling her.


Mordred repays his mother for years of maternal love by putting the old bat out of her misery