Written by Mr. Mouseburger 31st Mar 2006

Kindly submitted by Mr Briggs Inc.

At the climax of Dr. No, James Bond, shortly after surviving a gruelling maze of pipelines, infiltrates the Dr. No’s laboratory disguising himself as just another nuclear technician.

Just as Dr. No's plan speeds into action, Bond sabotages several important machines by randomly twisting dials and making a general wreck of things, which, in turn, causes the secret lair on the island of Crab-Key to become a ticking time bomb. When realising this, Dr. No, instead of making his escape with the rest of his technicians, decides to engage Bond in hand-to-metal-hand combat atop a dangerous lift that teeters excitingly above a pool of radioactive water. Dr. No throws his lethal steel hands around, but Bond manages to dodge the swipes with ease.

It is as the lift descends that the two begin violently throttling each other. Before he comes into contact with the deadly radioactive material, Bond manages to escape Dr. No's grasp and climbs back up the lift. However, Dr. No's hands, while useful in a fist fight, are foolishly not built for climbing and he struggles to climb back up the framework of the lift. All his efforts are to no avail as he slowly sinks into the toxic water, to his death.