Written by Mr. Mouseburger 12th May 2006

Kindly submitted by mjscarface

Rorke's Drift was a walk in the park compared to this. An army of Zulu's or a pack of hungry werewolves? Zulu's please.

As Private Cooper puts it: "We're three men down in extra time and at the very least I want an even score."

So Spoon, the hard-man of the squad, decides to accomplish this by himself and engages in a one-on-one fight... with a bloody werewolf! Kitchen utensils, fists and furniture are all used to finish off the hairy beast and momentarily it appears that Spoony has won. But he forgets that there is another half dozen werewolves in line to fight and so, after declaring "I hope I give you the sh*ts, you f*cking wimp", he gets devoured (off-screen).