Written by Mr. Mouseburger 3rd Mar 2006
Death suggested by A Alcott
Jinx has successfully managed to wrest control of the plane and switches on the autopilot, when she feels a blade rest on her neck. It is Miranda Frost, the Olympic fencing champion, uber-babe and Graves’ personal henchwoman. Frost leads Jinx out of the cockpit and into a nicely constructed, but somewhat out of place sparring room. As they do this though, the plane lurches precariously [from Bond's activities with Graves (q.v.) and Frost and Jinx are thrown to the ground.
Jinx recovers quickly from this and, pulling out her knives, prepares to fight. Frost draws her sword and advances. Jinx throws her knives at Frost, but this proves unsuccessful as Frost easily bats them aside. One knife embeds itself, rather fittingly, into a copy of Sun Tzu's 'The Art of War'. In desperation, Jinx picks up a sword to defend herself from the rapidly approaching Frost.
Jinx is easily outmatched by Frost in the sword exchanges, but eventually Frost does make an over the top attack on Jinx, who manages to parry, pick up the book with the knife embedded in it and, quick as a flash, stab it into Frost's chest.
Frost staggers back, with a stunned look on her face. Jinx says "Read this, bitch!" then she delivers a kick to Frost's chest to ram the knife deep into her heart.
What a foxy beauty. Methinks she could have and should have won! Why do the baddies always make a stupid speeches rather than simply dispatching their enemy when they have them at their mercy?
But nevertheless, lovely baddy>
I think Miranda Frost is the most minxsome Bond girl ever.
It is also amusing when she predictably ends up in bed with Bond - I've only seen the film once but I seem to remember there isn't much of a gap between her treating him as if he is absolute scum and then suddenly appearing naked and compliant in his bed
Read the end of the Goldfinger novel for an incredible example of this.
Miranda should've won, Jinx was the worst Bond girl of all time! Jinx could be the weak badguy henchwoman while Miranda was the cunning, resourceful good girl. We could all be spared from that awful "Yo mama" line Halle Berry says.