Written by Mr. Mouseburger 14th May 2006

Kindly submitted by Kooshmeister

Whitey is easily the dumbest of Durant's new group of henchmen. Late in the film, Durant and his gang come to Dr. Hathaway's lab to check up on the scientist's progress in adapting the plutonium power cells provided by Ivan to the laser guns he is building.

As Hathaway is explaining things to Durant, Whitey picks up one of the cells and begins messing around with it. Seeing him, Hathaway tells him not to fool around with it before resuming speaking to Durant, but Whitey does not listen and does, er, something that makes the cell begin to glow blue in his hands. Blue electricity suddenly shoots out of the device and up Whitey's arms, electrocuting him and making his hair comically stand on end.

The others turn to look, Hathaway saying something about not crossing the wires (a la Ghostbusters), and then a surge from the device sends Whitey flying across the room and crashing through the wall. Durant breaks the stunned silence: "I think we've all learned a valuable safety lesson here today."