Written by Mr. Mouseburger 14th May 2006

Kindly submitted by Kooshmeister

Rollo is one of Durant's new henchmen, who has been skimming off the top during Durant's absence. Durant, practicing golf on the rooftop of his building, smacks Rollo in the mouth with his driver and knocks him off his feet, bloodying his face and knocking most of his top teeth out.

Durant's other gang members, Eddie, Whitey and Roy proceed to lift the dazed Rollo up and sit him in Durant's golf cart (which he has on the roof for no readily apparent reason). Rollo is strapped into the cart, and Durant demands to know where the embezzled money is.

Rollo fearfully confesses the location of the money, swearing he intended to tell his boss about it eventually. "It was gonna be a surprise," he whines. "Oh, I am surprised," Durant replies, and then sends the golf cart, with Rollo sitting in it, off the roof. Rollo screams the entire way down and the golf cart smashes into the sidewalk dozens of stories below, killing Rollo instantly. Looking on from above with Eddie and the other two, Durant quips, "Always remember to fill in your divots, Rollo."