Written by Old Bluffer 14th Apr 2007

Written by MistressMerr

A mole has been assassinating CIA operatives, and Chuck Barris knows he will be the next target. He goes to see his lover (and fellow operative) Patricia. They talk, and she serves tea, making sure to poison one and marking it with a few sugar cubes. They drink, Chuck from the one with sugar cubes, and he quickly falls to the ground, gasping. Patricia takes this opportunity to confess that she was, in fact, the mole. She goes to fetch a towel to clean up the spilled tea, leaving Chuck on the floor, looking up in incredulity. As she leaves the bathroom, she stops. Something is wrong. Stunned, she turns to see Chuck standing smugly in the doorway. He had moved the sugar cubes to other cup when Patricia wasn't looking and, while his back was turned, she switched their cups. As she gasps on the floor, Chuck places a pencil in her hand, and helps her scrawl out two words, 'No Love', as she stops twitching.