Written by Mr. Mouseburger 15th Apr 2006
Kindly submitted by Kooshmeister
Arius is the deposed ruler of some banana republic, and creator of the evil scheme to kidnap Matrix's daughter in order blackmail him into assassinating the current benevolent ruler so that he can retake the throne.
It is a pity for him that Arius didn't factor into the equation that muscle bound Special Forces brute, Matrix, would not take kindly to having his daughter kidnapped, or being told to murder an innocent man. The living embodiment of a one-man army (there is a great scene where he kits himself out with all sorts of implements of death before going on the rampage), Matrix storms Arius' island stronghold and butchers his military force single-handed.
Arius attempts to kill Matrix himself with a Steyr AUG machine gun from within his mansion. He misses, and Matrix returns fire. Arius though proves to be a surprisingly nimble little bugger, and he runs along a series of windows just two steps ahead of Matrix's panning gunfire, then disappears entirely, forcing Matrix to enter the mansion to get the bastard.
After exchanging a few more bursts of gunfire, Arius runs up some stairs and shoots at Matrix from the landing while standing in front of some invitingly large patio doors. Matrix dodges the bullets, performs a forward roll and, after righting himself, immediately returns fire riddling Arius with bullets and knocking the ex-dictator through the patio doors, off the second-floor patio and crashing to the ground below.