Written by Mr. Mouseburger 26th Jun 2005

A man walks into a supermarket and blasts half of the vegetable section to pieces before taking a few hostages. The police have the supermarket surrounded and are trying to negotiate. When the killer shoots one of the customers, they realise that they need to take another approach.

The police force's answer to this combustible situation? Call for maverick cop and resident powder keg, Marion Cobretti.

Cobretti easily makes his way into the store and, over the tannoy, announces that he is going to bring this guy down. The killer wants his demands met (he wants TV coverage) otherwise he threatens to blow up the store. Cobra's response is enough to make the store's insurance company, as well as the hostages, quiver: "Go ahead, [blow up the store] i don't shop here"

However, as the killer is talking to Cobretti, our hero has sneaked around behind him and catches the killer unaware. After a bit of a standoff, the killer tries to level his gun at Cobretti, but Cobretti is quicker than Ben Jonson on steroids, and blasts the killer over the meat counter.