Written by Mr. Mouseburger 4th Mar 2006
Kindly submitted by Pyro
To escape from the Netherworld, Beetlejuice needs to get married to a living woman, and Goth teen Lydia is his chosen betrothed, something she is not too happy about.
After foiling resident ghosts Adam and Barbara's attempts to save Lydia, by saying Beetlejuice's name three times [which will banish him back to where he belongs], the Ghost With The Most seems certain to succeed with completing the wedding ceremony, as he finally finds the ring in his pocket.
But just then, Barbara manages to return to the house with backup: The Sandworm: a massive snakelike monster with a penchant for ghosts, and Beetlejuice is right in line to be its next meal. Beetlejuice has just enough time to shield himself in horror, as something far scarier than himself devours him and sends back into the netherworld.
As Beetlejuice is already dead, where else would he go but back to limbo? And judging from the ticket number he got stuck with, he's going to be there for awhile (provided he doesn't steal from anyone carrying tickets with lower numbers).