Written by Mr. Mouseburger 20th Sep 2006

Kindly submitted by Mad Movie Mathew

Three months since they ruined Dr. Evil's plan, Austin and Vanessa are married and on their honeymoon. Austin has ordered some room service but, unfortunately, the waiter is an unexpected guest sent by Dr. Evil; Random Task. He takes off the lid of the meal, to reveal his trademark weapon, a shoe and he throws it at Austin, hitting him directly the head."Who throws a shoe, honestly?" Austin complains, "you fight like a woman!"

This annoys Task, and the pair grapple. It is instantly obvious that Powers is not going to win with brawn, as Random Task grabs Austin by the throat and presses him against the wall. Austin tries to grab various weapons from a table behind him, including a candle stick and a coal rake, but knocks them all off, in a wonderful parody of our Grab Bag category.

Vanessa enters the fray and offers Austin the Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pump, "Honestly, it's not mine," Austin says weakly, but Vanessa tells him to use it on Task. He puts on Task's crotch and begins inflating, which causes Task to pull a very strange expression and stop throttling Austin.

At this point, Vanessa comes up behind Task and smashes him over the head with a bottle of champagne. He falls to the floor, dead. "Smashing," Austin quips, before putting Task on the wheelie tray and shoving him down the hall.