Written by Mr. Mouseburger 28th Jun 2006
Kindly submitted by Mad Movie Mathew
Mustafa is one of Dr. Evil's henchmen and designer of the BigBoy rocket that put Dr. Evil and his cute cat, Mr Bigglesworth into cryo-stasis. Upon being defrosted, Dr. Evil is most upset that the freezing process had unexpected side effects on Mr Bigglesworth; all of the cats hair had fallen out. "Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!" screams Dr. Evil, revealing his now hairless cat.
Mustafa tries to explain that he could not "anticipate feline complications in the unfreezing process", but Dr. Evil is having none of it, and pressing one of the buttons on the control panel in front of him, he sends Mustafa down to the flame pit below.
Paying no more mind to Mustafa, Dr. Evil begins talking to his remaining henchmen, only to be interrupted by Mustafa's pleas for aid. "Somebody help me!" Mustafa pleads. "I'm alive, only very badly burned!" This proves to be very distracting, and after being interrupted several times, Dr. Evil picks up his phone, and reports the situation to a henchman. "I'll go deal with it," he assures Dr. Evil.
"If someone opens the retrieval hatch, I can get out," Mustafa explains. At this point, the hatch opens. Mustafa is at first grateful, but then a gunshot is heard. After a pause, Dr Evil is satisfied Mustafa is dead and attempts to continue explaining his plan, only be interrupted by Mustafa again, who says indignantly "you shot me! You shot me right in the arm! Why did you-". Mustafa sentence is cut short by a second gunshot, which proves to be the end for him, as the hatch is heard to close.