Written by Mr. Mouseburger 18th Apr 2007

Kindly submitted by Pyro When the evil being that has tormented Ash throughout the previous films creates an evil twin of our hero, Ash first responds to the abusive (and rather obnoxious) twin's bullying by shooting him in the head. "Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun." He observes after.

Knowing his evil twin won't stay dead, Ash uses his chainsaw to dismember him. Evil Ash comes back to life again as Ash tosses his body parts into a grave he dug, so Ash responds by burying him under a cross, which seems to finish him off.

But when Ash didn't say every single tiny little syllable of the words he needed to say to safely obtain the Necronomican, but basically he said him; it wasn't good enough for whatever evil power protects it, and Evil Ash is resurrected once again, this time as a gruesome zombie.

Evil Ash soon rallies a massive army of undead to wipe out the humans of Lord Arthur's castle and retrieve the Necronomican, but Ash is ready for him. While both sides suffer casualties, Evil Ash breaks into the castle and steals the Necronomican. Ash intercepts him and the two battle along the castle walls till Evil Ash disarms him. Ash responds by grabbing a torch and setting Evil Ash ablaze, and sends him off the castle wall.

But Evil Ash isn't finished. Reduced to a hideous skeleton, Evil Ash engages Ash in battle again. Ash gets in a few good hits, but Evil Ash still overpowers him and sends him off the castle wall, near a catapult where an explosive sack lays. Evil Ash, feeling victorious, grabs the Necronomican and lands atop the catapult, mocking Ash's attempts to stop him. But he fails to notice the fuse lit on the bomb he is standing on.

"Buckle up, bonehead! You're going for a ride!" Ash yells as he cuts the catapult. Evil Ash has just enough time to scream(and make his brain pop out!) before he is flung into the air with the explosive, which soon enough, goes off in a massive, fiery explosion that blows him to bits.