Written by Mr. Mouseburger 1st Mar 2006

Kindly submitted by Jester

Nazi war criminal, Kurt Dussander has finally been found in a hospital bed, recovering from a heart attack. While in hospital, Dussander is visited by a Nazi hunter who tells him that he can expect to be in Jerusalem by the end of the summer.

Not fancying the idea of being hauled up in front of a court on charges of war crimes, Dussander decides to blow air into his veins through one of the tubes he is hooked up to, which causes himself to have another heart attack. The doctors try to save him as he flails wildly in his death throes, but they are unable to, and he dies, before he can stand trial for his crimes.